The Pitch for Love Never Dies
ALW walks in:
“Ok, so we’re going to make a sequel to Phantom of the Opera, but in 10 years and on CONEY ISLAND! I’ll reuse (read: steal) music from a bunch of other shows and write none of my own. I’ll use this children’s rhyme book to make the lyrics. It will make ALL THE MONEYS!!”
Producer: But Andrew-
ALW: ALL THE MONEYS.
